I’m not even going to lie and say I was good this year, on the contrary, I was very naughty. Go ahead and give away my gifts, who cares?
All I want for Christmas is… YOU. Preferably in the form of any of these hotties. Wink wink!
13. “Not really Santa but I can see you’re packing a big bag of toys.”
12. “Is that a candy cane or are you just happy to see me?”
11. “Ginger Santa, you can slip down my chimney anytime.”
10. “Hey Santa, what are you hiding behind those Christmas gifts?”
9. “Sweet baby Jesus, you’re definitely getting milk and cookies.”
8. “I’ve got something special in the sack for you.”
7. “Two Santas are better than one.”
6. “The Grinch might have stolen Christmas, but you just took my heart.”
5. “Hey Santa, it’s the season of giving, how about you give me your number?”
4. “Can I take a picture of you? So I can show Santa exactly what I want?”
3. “Here comes fashion Santa.”
2. Santa, if you check your lists, I’m sure you’ll find me on the naughty one.”
1. “Putting the Ho in Christmas since 2012. Happy Holidays!”
Not just a pretty face